Boxers and No Bras...

I was talking to my friend the other day and all of the sudden the topic came up... Bra's or No Bra's? Shocked with the question I turned away as if to say, "I am totally not answering that." But as I pondered those thoughts in my head I realized that I do have an answer and that I wanted to answer it....
I turned back with a blush creeping face as I said NO BRA...

Okay readers think about this... well you girls anyways...
Bra's make people feel constricted and it just doesnt feel right especially with all those wirings and shiz...

Now come to think of it... Men also has a choice whether to use brief or boxers....
I asked my bf if he used boxers or the other stuff
he told me boxers
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO............
Briefs like Bras make people feel constricted..
I guess guys dont like the idea of their thing flopping around but Im sure there would much prefer that than to it being strangled next to somewhere out there. lol

So yes...
We dont all wear bras and not all guys has to wear briefs its a matter of choice...
lol
shhhh....


ack
mom
dont
tell
dad
:))


PS: BF means Bestfriend... I do not have a Boyfriend!
I WILL NEVER HAVE A BOYFRIEND
EVER AGAIN!

I feel like such a MAN HATER!
But the thing is I am NOT!
I love someone now...
Kinda... :)
actually NOT
I just am trying to DEPICT what guys really are.
I admit that I am hopelessly whacked up girl..
But OH WELL!
We all are like that deep down inside..

Boys and their Toys... aka US Girls....

So the difference between us girls and boys is how we just do things usually it always has something to do with our feelings. I mean when a guy says that he is "over you", he really means he is "OVER YOU"!

Guys in most cases especially in things involving relationships are always down-to-earth, never flinching and accurate. (For some strange reason...)
On the other hand, when a girl confesses that she is finally and irrevocably over the guy she only will mean it for a certain period of time until her heart will start racing back to him.

Us girls sometimes are just too brain dead, prideful or stubborn to realize it.
However, if you do think about it what I'm saying is all true.

1. When a girl and her ex-boyfriend starts talking the guy will act like nothing ever happened and he probably feels that nothing really happened while a girl will silently bawl her eyes out wondering what went wrong.
2. A guy pays attention to a girl he likes and ignores a girl he doesn’t. Us girls on the other hand may or may not follow this rule. We are complicated little creatures who think that flirting with other guys will catch the attention of the guy we like.
(Let me tell you this IT DOESNT WORK! The only reason he'll pay attention to you is because he will surely think you are easy to get aka an easy lay. Especially if he didnt talk to you before.)

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BREAK UP LINES GUYS ALWAYS USE

1. It's not YOU, It's ME!
If you believe this than your far away from planet earth. What they really mean is that it is us but once we do find out it is us the drama starts. Guys do not like drama. Plus they want to lessen the guilt for they're already breaking up with you. Heres something to think about... If it really was their fault why in the world are they trying to squirm out of the relationship?
2. I think WE need to see OTHER people.
Basically the dude saying, "Ive found a new playmate its time to catch up hun and find one yourself."
3. We can still HANG and be FRIENDS.
OMGOODNESS! I interviewed a classmate of mine to check if my theory was correct and he said, "Yes maam that’s what it exactly mean." So when a guy says something like that he is saying in a nice tone that "Introduce me to your other HOT GIRLFRIENDS..." Do you get it? If you don’t please email me right away...
4. I’m so Jealous of the man you'll be with next.
This line is just stupid and pathetic. Unless the girl breaks up with a guy the little old barf dude shouldn’t use this. AT ALL!

(i will continue with the break up line but my mind is too mashed up with all the homework going on....)

Part one finished!
So yes there is a part two and three and maybe even a part four.....

Confessions of a Lonely Crazed Up Girl

I will cheat on my future boyfriend at some point.
Break up with him
Realize I was wrong
Tell him I’m sorry
And try to get back together with him
If he hates me
I will move on and find another victim

I will backstab a friend or two or more if I want to.

(PS: I don’t backstab REAL friends)

I will do things MY way.

I will admire your work if its worth admiring

And I will tell you that it comes from dirt if I think it does and if you want to hear it.

I am painfully honest

so I lie.

Thus I might say your work is fantabuous even if its not.

I will lie if it's better than the truth.

...From experience lying is always better than the truth anyways

I don't always finish what I've started
and when I do
Admit it you just completely adore it...

I have mood swings.

Real bad ones.

But you don’t know.

I am a Bi Polar.

But you don’t know either.

I have a boyfriend now.

Yes maybe he is real this time.

He lives in my head and sleeps with me every night.

Guess who?

I guess you cant.

shall I continue? I better not... This is already too much for your tiny brain....

Grocery?

So there you see written on the palm of my hands is the infamous grocery list.
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It started out as one of those normal mornings - mom trying to get my sister and I up for breakfast, me groaning for 5 more minutes and my brothers jumping up and down the bed attempting to wake me up. I expected the day to be non other than NOT spectacular for nothing in particular occured as I walked from the bedroom to the kitchen and in my family walking from the bedroom doors to the kitchen always presents an interesting event.
(Let your "Imagination" fly.)
The thing is the day would have been one of those regular and ordinary days but things had to change due to the need of GROCERIES. My looked at me with a smirk on her face and right then and there I knew I was the choosen one to conquor the cold and get to walmart for the GROCERIES.

-to be continued-